Dear Santa,
I hope you don’t think I’ve been asking for presents for myself, I mean, I was just kidding around! Just like my parents were kidding when they said that we weren’t getting any gifts this year and the baby was our gift. Yeah, they said the baby was a gift. I couldn’t agree more! A precious little gift that’s totally not taking my presents away! I hope you don’t think I came off as spoiled, argumentative, and bossy yesterday … it’s just the stress of the season, you know?
In fact, I’d like to dedicate this letter to my unborn sister or hopefully not, brother. I already have one brother, but wait a minute, I would be the big brother in this case, wouldn’t I? Cool! Anyway, I think the baby would like the Wii game, My Baby First Steps. I mean, it’s a Wii game, what kid wouldn’t like it?
They say kids grow up so fast, and I suppose they’re right. I mean, I’m WAY more mature then I was yesterday. Can you tell? Actually, if you sent this early (Buy.com has free shipping on this item, in case you’re interested!) I can play it and make sure that I really understand babies! The innovative gameplay that is based on stylus, touch pad, voice recognition, and the microphone – not a compilation of mini-games – will allow me to interact with the virtual baby whenever I want and experience real baby-like reactions! I’ll be the best big brother ever!
Hear that Santa? I’m back to thinking of others. Hey, this item has FREE SHIPPING, so like, no sleigh space need be used for it! I know, there I go again!
Thanks, Santa!
Ralphy
