Dear Santa,
Hey, just a few more days until you make your big debut? Ok, I don’t want to take up any of your precious time so I’ll get down to it. My brother said that if he had the SpongeBob Square Pants digital media player he would 1) let me play too and 2) would be nice. I think he knows that I have your ear. I’m the self-elected Santa favorite in my family–hope you don’t mind.
So, I was thinking that my brother, sister and I could all share this present. Plus, if I put in a good word for my brother he’ll 1) be nice and 2) owe me twice the favor. That’s how it works, right?
We’ll be able to take our tunes with us wherever we go with this SpongeBob SquarePants(tm) Fusion(tm) Music Player! Family bonding at it’s finest! We’ll harmoneously play pre-loaded JAVA games and our favorite shows on-the-go! Santa, if you don’t really “get this”, I know some of the more technoligically advanced toys are tough for you since you and the Elves still swing hammers and widdle wood mostly, you can go to Npower products, you can visit their site at www.nick.com/npower.
Thanks, Santa!
Ralphy